1. Puff, puff, give
2. Do not wet the weed (you asshole)
3. If you didn't pay for the grass, you better be supplying the munchies
Speaking of munchies, here is this weeks stoner epiphany:
Who is Dori and why do we eat their toes?
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Stoner Says What? II
Most people who smoke weed aren't really the kind of people that are into "rules" but there are just some that everyone have. Whether it be a group of delinquent teens or a more unconventional group of smokers the following conditions are universal:
1. Puff, puff, give
2. Do not wet the weed (you asshole)
3. If you didn't pay for the grass, you better be supplying the munchies
Speaking of munchies, here is this weeks stoner epiphany:
Who is Dori and why do we eat their toes?
1. Puff, puff, give
2. Do not wet the weed (you asshole)
3. If you didn't pay for the grass, you better be supplying the munchies
Speaking of munchies, here is this weeks stoner epiphany:
Who is Dori and why do we eat their toes?
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3 comments:
Ha, funny, I'd never considered universal rules, you're spot on there.
Can I add on here? If you do wet the weed, don't try to dry it out in the microwave. Unless it's your microwave and you're happy to live with a smell that smells like something has died.
Oh wow I would've never thought of putting it in the microwave - does it work? To be honest I've never been in a situation where all of the weed has been wet so who knows what I would've done if it got that desperate.
Re: the last post, it is pretty confusing and way too tedious to go over in e-mail let alone a public blog comment. It sounds way more scandalous the way I wrote it here, just for entertainment value really. Anyway, I'm sure it'll come up (to quote your all time favourite band ever, Thirsty Merc) "someday, someday".
OMG they are my all time favourite band ever!
The microwave doesn't work. The washing machine doesn't do much to keep it dry either, just fyi.
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